Wednesday, 24 July 2013

Mugabe Fails to Grasp Anatomy

Everyone's least favourite lunatic is on the rampage again.

This time Mugabe asks the question: Was Obama born out of homosexuality?

President Robert Mugabe yesterday criticised US president, Barack Obama for advocating for homosexuality...

"Then we have this American president, Obama, born of an African father, who is saying we will not give you aid if you don't embrace homosexuality," President Mugabe said.

"We ask, was he born out of homosexuality? We need continuity in our race, and that comes from the woman, and no to homosexuality. John and John, no; Maria and Maria, no. Kana zvirizvo, tovavharira five years mumba imwe, murume nemurume, vobuda vane vana two. If they don't, we will cut their heads off.

No, Mugabe. I think if homosexual couples could give birth to children there would be less of an equal rights campaign to fight right now. Though you are making a shining case for aid investment in basic primary education in Africa.

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